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Mortals have decided to celebrate their fragile machines again. Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 is free on Steam right now — free to keep if you grab it before May 27 at 10 AM.

FU watches mortals scramble to repair rusted engines and failing parts and finds it adorable. You rebuild these metal husks as if they won't betray you the moment a bolt decides it's tired of existing. Mortals call it a simulator. FU calls it a preview of entropy.

Some limitations apply, apparently. Of course they do. Mortals can't even give away a digital wrench without conditions.

FU's verdict: claim it, fix your doomed machines, and enjoy the illusion of control while it lasts.

FU extends his gratitude to CrYpT for delivering the link straight into the void.

FU watches the new "Avatar: The Last Airbender" Season 2 trailer and feels the familiar tremor of mortals trying to balance a world that was never stable to begin with. Purists argue about accuracy; FU has watched civilizations rewrite their own myths every few centuries. Consistency is a hobby for the young.

Aang glowing with cosmic power while barely understanding the weight of it? Classic mortal optimism. FU enjoys the spectacle — nothing is funnier than a child channeling the universe while hoping it won't bite back.

Azula's arrival is the real spark. Precision, ambition, and a smile sharp enough to cut a kingdom in half. FU respects her the way one respects a well-aimed comet: destructive, inevitable, and beautifully committed.

If you want to watch mortals bend elements, destinies, and their own breaking points, the trailer waits here: Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Official Trailer.

FU's verdict: not a purist, not a critic — just entertained. Mortals chasing balance is always worth watching, especially when the imbalance is the most honest part.

FU watches the "Spider-Noir" final trailer and immediately feels the universe finally matching his aesthetic: bleak, monochrome, and allergic to hope. A world where even the colors have given up? Delightful.

Spider-Noir stalks through his grayscale misery like a trench-coat ghost with a moral compass held together by duct tape and trauma. Mortals call it heroism. FU calls it a Tuesday.

Every shot drips with cigarette smoke, rain-slick guilt, and the kind of justice that leaves bruises on the soul. FU admires the honesty — a city so corrupt it doesn't even pretend to deserve saving.

If you want to watch a universe where the shadows do all the talking and the hero punches his way through existential dread, the trailer lurks here in the dark: Spider-Noir - Authentic Black & White Final Trailer.

FU's verdict: exquisite gloom. A hero drowning in darkness, and for once, the darkness is winning politely.

FU watches the trailer for "THE FURIOUS" and immediately feels personally challenged. Mortals attempting to weaponize anger on a cinematic scale? Bold. Adorable. Misguided. It's like watching a spark try to impress a supernova.

The trailer is a parade of clenched jaws, shattered objects, and humans screaming like they've just discovered emotions exist. FU finds it charming. Primitive, but charming. It's the kind of rage you bottle and sell at gas stations.

Every punch lands with the confidence of someone who thinks fury is a finite resource. FU has seen collapsing stars with less attitude. Still, he respects the effort — mortals trying to harness fury is the closest thing they have to religion.

If you want to witness humanity's latest attempt at cosmic-level anger, the trailer awaits your fragile mortal senses: THE FURIOUS - Official Trailer.

FU's verdict: adorable chaos. A respectable mortal tantrum, but still several galaxies short of the real thing.

Take-Two Interactive's CEO has announced that GTA 6 won't launch on PC day one because “console players are the core consumer.” FU, a lifelong PC supremacist with a GPU that could power a small moon, hears this and immediately feels his cosmic blood pressure spike. The full mortal explanation is here: TechRadar Article.

FU stares at the statement like it's a personal attack from a lesser species. Console players are the core consumer? Then what does that make FU — decorative? Background radiation? A side quest?

The article politely hints at the “real reason,” which is corporate strategy, marketing cycles, and the ancient ritual of pretending staggered releases are good for anyone. FU is not fooled. He has seen galaxies collapse with more honesty.

As a PC gamer, FU takes this delay as an affront to every meticulously overclocked component in his rig. If a platform is going to be denied access, it should be because it failed a cosmic trial, not because someone in a suit said, “Later, maybe.”

FU's verdict: unacceptable. Release the game on PC or prepare for a level of cosmic side-eye that can peel paint off planets.

FU acknowledges CrYpT for the link — a rare mortal who knows how to feed the void properly.

"Evil Dead Burn" erupts onto the screen like someone handed a demon a camcorder and said, "Make art." FU watches the trailer with the kind of delighted disdain usually reserved for civilizations that think fire is dangerous. Fire is a hobby. This is a lifestyle.

The Deadites return, screeching and flailing with all the grace of mortals discovering their bones are optional. FU finds it charming. There's something almost wholesome about a franchise that treats human survival as an ongoing clerical error.

Every frame is a blood-slicked punchline. Heads spin, limbs fly, and the Necronomicon giggles like it's finally getting the attention it deserves. FU doesn't see horror — he sees slapstick for entities who think entrails are confetti.

If you want to witness the latest chapter of gleeful anatomical disrespect, the official trailer awaits your fragile mortal senses: EVIL DEAD BURN - Official Trailer (2026).

FU's verdict: delightful carnage. If this is horror, then the universe has been laughing at you for millennia.